1 00:00:11,188 --> 00:00:14,787 Mrs. Mariani, that's it, all is ready. Shall I start the film? 2 00:00:16,736 --> 00:00:19,948 That old lady is stone deaf, she never hears anything. 3 00:00:21,618 --> 00:00:24,244 Come on Mr. Aristotle, let's roll. 4 00:00:40,221 --> 00:00:42,663 -Is it a real movie we're about to watch? -Yes. 5 00:00:43,001 --> 00:00:45,353 -With real actors? -Of course. 6 00:00:48,415 --> 00:00:52,767 Mrs. Marie Mariani presents: 7 00:00:52,955 --> 00:00:55,941 The story of her life and of her husband Marcel. 8 00:01:14,226 --> 00:01:18,920 THE SWIMMING INSTRUCTOR 9 00:01:53,015 --> 00:01:57,472 Once upon a time, around 1980, in northern France, 10 00:01:57,507 --> 00:02:02,440 lived a young woman, Marie Mariani, an emigrant from the Italian sunshine. 11 00:02:03,372 --> 00:02:08,196 She spent her time dreaming and, strangely, all her dreams came true. 12 00:02:09,133 --> 00:02:13,350 -Hello Marie. -Hello Mr. Vanbrusten. You shouldn't stay here. 13 00:02:13,450 --> 00:02:18,585 I dreamt you were washing your window, and something fell on your head. 14 00:02:25,952 --> 00:02:30,827 I see, thanks. Have a good day. 15 00:02:55,486 --> 00:02:56,888 Everyone loved Marie. 16 00:02:59,460 --> 00:03:02,318 Even the policemen protected her dreams. 17 00:03:14,350 --> 00:03:17,956 -What are you doing tomorrow? -I'm going to the show, to meet the love of my life. 18 00:03:18,100 --> 00:03:20,030 -What does he look like? -Beautiful. 19 00:04:14,248 --> 00:04:17,020 We'll meet again 20 00:04:18,165 --> 00:04:20,607 I know, we'll meet again 21 00:04:20,865 --> 00:04:23,962 It was in my dream. I only know it's going to rain... 22 00:04:24,580 --> 00:04:27,368 ... and he'll ask to shelter under my umbrella. 23 00:04:27,369 --> 00:04:29,909 How pretty...what a nice dream. 24 00:04:35,466 --> 00:04:43,429 Thank you Marcel Potier. This concert is brought to you by La Redoute, in Roubaix. 25 00:05:00,500 --> 00:05:04,091 -Can I share your umbrella? -Oh! Yes! 26 00:05:04,925 --> 00:05:07,407 -Do you know where the station is? -Ah, yes. 27 00:05:21,459 --> 00:05:23,559 -Not so fast, OK? -Here it is. 28 00:05:35,136 --> 00:05:36,138 Turn right! 29 00:05:36,139 --> 00:05:37,155 There! 30 00:05:42,839 --> 00:05:44,244 -There you go! -Thanks. 31 00:05:44,643 --> 00:05:47,452 Since I was a kid, I've always dreamt of you. 32 00:05:48,482 --> 00:05:51,882 Without knowing exactly how you looked. 33 00:05:51,892 --> 00:05:52,639 Of me? 34 00:05:53,404 --> 00:05:58,459 -There was some water, we were very rich -Are you sure you're talking about me? 35 00:05:58,460 --> 00:06:01,649 Yes, I'm positive. 36 00:06:05,435 --> 00:06:07,654 Please, carry on, I interrupted. 37 00:06:08,676 --> 00:06:12,238 We went in the sun, there was some water... It was surely the sea. 38 00:06:12,892 --> 00:06:18,621 The sea... I can swim quite well. I was �le-de-France champion. 39 00:06:20,379 --> 00:06:22,430 In 100 m freestyle swimming. 40 00:06:23,350 --> 00:06:24,615 1'04. 41 00:06:26,257 --> 00:06:28,623 9:46 train for Paris is in the station. 42 00:06:30,206 --> 00:06:32,488 My problem is I always sing the same song. 43 00:06:33,489 --> 00:06:38,478 It's true... I've tried to sing others, but I always end up singing the same one. 44 00:06:39,372 --> 00:06:44,423 Same music, same lyrics... It's always the same song. 45 00:06:44,424 --> 00:06:45,928 I love singing this song... 46 00:06:45,929 --> 00:06:50,242 -Have you been singing it for long? -18 years. 47 00:06:52,397 --> 00:06:54,841 We'll meet again, 48 00:06:56,110 --> 00:06:59,266 I know, we'll meet again... 49 00:06:59,547 --> 00:07:00,599 Pretty, isn't it? 50 00:07:01,214 --> 00:07:05,992 Somewhere, where love doesn't end. 51 00:07:07,446 --> 00:07:10,018 Here or there... 52 00:07:10,404 --> 00:07:11,478 It's sweet. 53 00:07:11,479 --> 00:07:14,719 Hello, it's me again. 54 00:07:15,552 --> 00:07:20,905 I don't know when but we'll meet again. 55 00:07:21,795 --> 00:07:24,379 Well here I put: 56 00:07:24,380 --> 00:07:26,842 Remember 57 00:07:27,956 --> 00:07:29,245 Improvement? 58 00:07:29,524 --> 00:07:31,473 Remember 59 00:07:31,630 --> 00:07:32,526 A lot better isn't it? 60 00:07:32,850 --> 00:07:41,311 That between us, it's never the end, completely. 61 00:07:41,550 --> 00:07:43,236 There, finished. 62 00:07:44,425 --> 00:07:46,847 I don't really understand. I like. 63 00:07:47,483 --> 00:07:51,735 -Well it's quite nice... -I think I'm a bit crazy. Do I scare you? 64 00:07:53,000 --> 00:07:54,548 Tell me? 65 00:07:55,778 --> 00:07:56,826 -Oh no. -No? 66 00:07:57,219 --> 00:07:58,296 I love you. 67 00:08:00,629 --> 00:08:03,737 It's true it was in my dream... but I love you. 68 00:08:08,404 --> 00:08:11,709 I dreamt of the sun... speaking to me... 69 00:08:13,500 --> 00:08:16,602 But I hadn't understood what he told me. 70 00:08:17,968 --> 00:08:20,194 Now I understand. 71 00:08:20,795 --> 00:08:22,650 You are the sun. 72 00:08:23,851 --> 00:08:24,783 You are happiness. 73 00:08:26,434 --> 00:08:29,040 We're both going to the sun. 74 00:08:33,659 --> 00:08:39,845 And Marcel didn't catch his train. He never took the Paris train again. 75 00:08:39,846 --> 00:08:43,427 He never again took the train without Marie. 76 00:08:49,337 --> 00:08:53,187 That very morning, she wanted him to meet her father. 77 00:09:19,092 --> 00:09:22,361 Wait while I speak to my parents, will you? 78 00:09:30,871 --> 00:09:33,133 Who are you, kid? 79 00:09:33,134 --> 00:09:35,818 Me?... Potier. 80 00:09:36,660 --> 00:09:38,138 Are you Maria's boyfriend? 81 00:09:39,506 --> 00:09:42,199 Lucky you, I wish I was in your shoes. 82 00:09:43,000 --> 00:09:44,000 What's happened, Mario? 83 00:09:45,562 --> 00:09:47,197 He's Maria's boyfriend. 84 00:09:49,153 --> 00:09:54,539 So you're the one Maria's always dreamt of? That's you? 85 00:09:55,869 --> 00:09:59,647 This is the kid Maria was always dreaming of, do you remember? 86 00:10:01,079 --> 00:10:06,802 You aren't Italian? He's not Italian, he's a foreigner. 87 00:10:07,276 --> 00:10:11,299 -What does he do? -What's your job? 88 00:10:11,668 --> 00:10:13,743 I'm a pop singer. 89 00:10:14,658 --> 00:10:16,381 He's a singer. 90 00:10:20,957 --> 00:10:22,611 Are you on TV? 91 00:10:30,947 --> 00:10:32,089 Daddy wants to speak to you. 92 00:10:37,474 --> 00:10:39,781 -Good day -Good day 93 00:10:40,004 --> 00:10:42,619 Do you want to marry my daughter? 94 00:10:44,813 --> 00:10:46,325 If you're OK with it... 95 00:10:47,446 --> 00:10:48,718 But you're a gypsy? 96 00:10:49,219 --> 00:10:50,560 I don't think so. 97 00:10:50,861 --> 00:10:53,061 What will you give my daughter to eat? 98 00:10:53,237 --> 00:10:55,230 How will you feed my sister? 99 00:10:55,332 --> 00:10:56,391 I'll work. 100 00:11:00,718 --> 00:11:04,664 Watch out! My daughter is very spoilt. 101 00:11:05,847 --> 00:11:11,348 She wants luxuries, she likes to eat well... everything, just like her mum... she wants a lot. 102 00:11:12,345 --> 00:11:18,003 -Michele give your blessing for Maria. -You have my blessing. 103 00:11:24,547 --> 00:11:27,399 Sing us a song! 104 00:11:39,056 --> 00:11:45,759 We'll meet again, I know, we'll meet again. 105 00:11:46,841 --> 00:11:53,059 Somewhere, where love doesn't end. 106 00:12:00,962 --> 00:12:05,989 Married at last, Marcel and Marie moved to the sunshine. 107 00:12:07,190 --> 00:12:13,331 For love, Marcel decided to work hard. He did any job to prolong his poverty. 108 00:12:36,090 --> 00:12:40,849 Despite all his efforts, they lived in the shadow of the sewer. 109 00:12:45,244 --> 00:12:48,631 Hello Sir. I dipped my headlights, so I didn't blind you. 110 00:12:48,780 --> 00:12:51,734 -How are you? -Fine. I saw you yesterday with your lady. 111 00:12:51,735 --> 00:12:53,735 I didn't like to trouble you. 112 00:12:53,835 --> 00:12:57,361 -Really? You never trouble me. -Your home's very nice. 113 00:12:58,119 --> 00:13:00,377 -Odours don't bother you? -No. 114 00:13:00,378 --> 00:13:04,169 My wife bought me this. 115 00:13:07,600 --> 00:13:09,553 -Can I have a look, please? -If you like. 116 00:13:12,224 --> 00:13:15,659 -Oh God, it's stunning! -Keep it, I've got another. 117 00:13:15,660 --> 00:13:18,402 I'm not sure it's in accordance with the regulations. I should ask my wife. 118 00:13:18,403 --> 00:13:21,858 -It's lavender and lily of the valley. -You're a musician? I see a guitar. 119 00:13:21,859 --> 00:13:26,514 -I strum a little... -The sewer men want me in their choral society. 120 00:13:26,515 --> 00:13:28,715 I'm not so sure... 121 00:13:28,815 --> 00:13:31,151 They've got their own strange folklore. 122 00:13:31,507 --> 00:13:34,110 Where did mummy go? She's at grand-ma's. 123 00:13:34,363 --> 00:13:37,145 Where did daddy go? He's at grand-pa's. 124 00:13:37,146 --> 00:13:38,392 Yes, it's.. 125 00:13:39,120 --> 00:13:41,934 -Goodbye Sir. -Goodbye. 126 00:13:43,600 --> 00:13:49,950 Marie was fascinated by wealth. However, she couldn't find in her dreams 127 00:13:49,951 --> 00:13:53,651 The most important thing for her: how to become rich. 128 00:13:53,652 --> 00:14:00,894 So she asked Rolls owners how they became... billionaires. 129 00:14:00,947 --> 00:14:04,633 The answers were varied... join the mafia... 130 00:14:05,833 --> 00:14:10,068 ...marry an insane heiress... learn to play the electric guitar... 131 00:14:10,271 --> 00:14:14,111 ...become a transvestite... or finally, make movies. 132 00:14:15,152 --> 00:14:18,839 -The wealthy are awful. -Marcel, I'm not wasting my time. 133 00:14:19,219 --> 00:14:22,043 I'm learning a lot of things. 134 00:14:48,255 --> 00:14:50,776 -Can I ask a question? -Is that a recorder? 135 00:14:50,777 --> 00:14:53,390 -Yes, I'm not part of the funerals... -Is it for a TV show? 136 00:14:53,391 --> 00:14:58,470 -No. I just want to ask you a question. -Oh sure... Where's the camera? 137 00:14:58,800 --> 00:15:00,819 -Is there a movie camera? -What is it? 138 00:15:00,871 --> 00:15:05,869 -I don't know, it seems we're being filmed. -Where's the camera? 139 00:15:06,700 --> 00:15:08,126 What's going on? 140 00:15:10,218 --> 00:15:11,364 It's a TV show. 141 00:15:25,300 --> 00:15:27,337 May I have some daisies please? 142 00:15:29,264 --> 00:15:30,662 -I'll take my flowers. -Yes sir. 143 00:15:31,598 --> 00:15:36,891 Some great news Marcel. Firstly, I've bought some fishes... 144 00:15:36,892 --> 00:15:40,960 ... the male is small and is called Marcel, his wife is bigger and is called Marie. 145 00:15:40,961 --> 00:15:44,639 But, most importantly, I found out why we came here. 146 00:15:44,640 --> 00:15:48,286 See this small ad? "Wanted: Swimming Instructor". 147 00:15:48,950 --> 00:15:51,900 -I'm not a swimming instructor. -Nor an undertaker, are you? 148 00:15:52,050 --> 00:15:56,027 You must go Marcel, I dreamt it... you were in the water, swimming, 149 00:15:56,215 --> 00:15:59,359 And suddenly, I yelled to you: "we're rich, Marcel!" 150 00:16:00,022 --> 00:16:03,300 The tycoon Achille Zopoulos is back on the Cote d'Azur. 151 00:16:03,301 --> 00:16:10,172 Mr. Zopoulos' fortune comes from his intermediary role between Arab oil producers and Western countries. 152 00:16:10,173 --> 00:16:15,867 Art lover and part-time painter Mr. Zopoulos, better known as "Mr. Zillion"... 153 00:16:15,868 --> 00:16:19,295 ...has become the owner of Picasso's famous 'Child with Dove'. 154 00:16:20,319 --> 00:16:28,297 It is said that this masterwork was sold by an English collector for 2.5 million dollars. 155 00:16:28,298 --> 00:16:31,254 That is 1 billion 200 million of our centimes! 156 00:16:31,255 --> 00:16:38,664 When questioned, Mr. Zopoulos' private secretary would neither deny nor confirm the amount. 157 00:16:38,665 --> 00:16:43,954 He just said: "Nothing is too beautiful or too expensive for Mr. Zopoulos." 158 00:17:04,531 --> 00:17:08,936 Good morning gentlemen, I am Mr. Zopoulos' private secretary. 159 00:17:08,937 --> 00:17:11,971 Sorry to make you wait, I thought you were more. 160 00:17:12,548 --> 00:17:18,527 I shall ask some test questions, and make my decision thereafter. Sit down please. 161 00:17:21,048 --> 00:17:26,407 Permit me to apologise to the two candidates who won't be successful. 162 00:17:28,086 --> 00:17:32,393 Please give a spontaneous reply to my first question. 163 00:17:34,382 --> 00:17:35,784 Can you swim? 164 00:17:38,452 --> 00:17:40,949 Could you save someone from drowning? 165 00:17:47,524 --> 00:17:49,375 How would you do so? 166 00:17:49,987 --> 00:17:51,171 I'd knock him out. 167 00:17:53,033 --> 00:17:54,270 I grab his chin. 168 00:17:55,604 --> 00:17:58,973 Well, it depends upon the circumstances. 169 00:18:00,294 --> 00:18:01,252 Very good. 170 00:18:02,887 --> 00:18:06,526 Mr. Zopoulos is one of the richest men of the world. 171 00:18:08,728 --> 00:18:11,256 How rich do you think he is? 172 00:18:13,550 --> 00:18:15,378 To the nearest billion. 173 00:18:17,564 --> 00:18:18,499 Thirty billions. 174 00:18:20,304 --> 00:18:21,307 Fifty seven. 175 00:18:22,297 --> 00:18:24,593 No idea. 176 00:18:26,120 --> 00:18:26,920 Very good. 177 00:18:26,955 --> 00:18:28,548 Very, very good. 178 00:18:35,789 --> 00:18:38,315 Two men are drowning at the same time. 179 00:18:39,019 --> 00:18:43,336 A rich old man and a poor young man. 180 00:18:44,687 --> 00:18:45,848 Who do you save? 181 00:18:46,049 --> 00:18:49,519 -The rich man. -Yes, the rich man. 182 00:18:51,891 --> 00:18:53,578 The young man. 183 00:18:55,736 --> 00:18:56,478 The poor man? 184 00:19:00,098 --> 00:19:02,542 Now I'm going to ask a deciding question. 185 00:19:03,007 --> 00:19:05,847 Mr. Zopoulos, who is older than me... 186 00:19:06,140 --> 00:19:09,979 ..and myself are drowning. 187 00:19:11,368 --> 00:19:13,309 Which one of us will you save? 188 00:19:18,739 --> 00:19:24,304 You understand that I cannot hire two men who would coldly let me drown. 189 00:19:24,305 --> 00:19:26,628 So get out, both of you. 190 00:19:27,336 --> 00:19:28,118 Go! 191 00:19:37,801 --> 00:19:42,300 -I was delighted to speak with you, Mr.? -Potier. 192 00:19:43,465 --> 00:19:47,579 -With one or two Ts? -Just the one. 193 00:19:47,768 --> 00:19:49,400 -Your first name? -Marcel. 194 00:19:54,017 --> 00:19:58,403 I'm sure Mr. Marcel that you're well worth getting to know. 195 00:19:59,742 --> 00:20:01,787 Am I mistaken? 196 00:20:04,139 --> 00:20:05,836 Come and sign your contract. 197 00:20:05,837 --> 00:20:14,106 There, sign each page, at the bottom, and finally put your name and "approved". 198 00:20:14,822 --> 00:20:18,971 -A proof? -No, "approved". A-P-P-R-O-V-E-D. 199 00:20:19,100 --> 00:20:20,723 -Are you sure? -Of course. 200 00:20:23,472 --> 00:20:26,495 -You're not in a Union? -No. 201 00:20:26,496 --> 00:20:29,499 -"No" you are, or "no" you aren't? -"No" I'm not. 202 00:20:30,000 --> 00:20:30,968 Well Mr. Marcel. 203 00:20:37,462 --> 00:20:38,112 Well? 204 00:20:40,868 --> 00:20:44,807 -I got the job -How much does it pay? 205 00:20:44,846 --> 00:20:45,808 200 francs a day 206 00:20:46,309 --> 00:20:51,899 200 a day, that's... over 50,000 a year... fabulous! 207 00:20:52,529 --> 00:20:55,028 Oh, hey, I might not work here all year long. 208 00:21:14,083 --> 00:21:21,208 -Sure this doesn't need to be cooked? -No, not necessarily. 209 00:21:44,874 --> 00:21:45,987 Hello. 210 00:21:47,259 --> 00:21:49,189 Are you the gardener? 211 00:21:51,297 --> 00:21:53,238 I'm the new swimming instructor. 212 00:21:53,239 --> 00:21:53,946 Ouch! 213 00:21:54,196 --> 00:21:57,205 Why "ouch"? Because of Mr. Zopoulos? 214 00:21:59,123 --> 00:22:02,842 No, we don't have to deal with him. The real boss is Logan. 215 00:22:03,343 --> 00:22:06,245 -A bit of a character. -Him? 216 00:22:06,246 --> 00:22:07,978 He's a rat. 217 00:22:09,382 --> 00:22:12,392 Ahh, I see you've met our charming gardener? 218 00:22:12,393 --> 00:22:13,193 Follow me. 219 00:22:13,194 --> 00:22:16,299 He's a remarkable man. I really like him. 220 00:22:22,708 --> 00:22:23,762 What's that? 221 00:22:26,018 --> 00:22:27,172 Take off your shoes. 222 00:22:28,873 --> 00:22:29,873 Quickly. 223 00:22:29,936 --> 00:22:30,974 Cross the little pool. 224 00:22:34,664 --> 00:22:36,786 I told Mr. Zopoulos your exploits, yesterday. 225 00:22:36,787 --> 00:22:39,675 -What could you have told him? -It did make him laugh. 226 00:22:40,740 --> 00:22:42,599 It's a point in your favour. Follow me. 227 00:22:43,364 --> 00:22:45,894 I'll show you your 'home from home'. 228 00:22:47,115 --> 00:22:51,245 Here's where you can change. Get undressed. 229 00:22:51,246 --> 00:22:53,925 Undress? 230 00:22:55,856 --> 00:22:57,146 Fine, Mr. Logan? 231 00:22:58,261 --> 00:22:59,883 Call me Logan. 232 00:23:00,610 --> 00:23:02,861 There's no need for "Mr." between us. 233 00:23:02,862 --> 00:23:08,828 -You can call me Marcel. -No, I prefer "Mr. Marcel", for the time being. 234 00:23:09,980 --> 00:23:12,768 Whichever way you like it, Logan. 235 00:23:35,627 --> 00:23:40,501 M. Marcel, you seem very nice to me. 236 00:23:53,463 --> 00:24:01,106 538, 5, Western Holding 114.30; change, Schlum Berger 237 00:24:01,411 --> 00:24:06,463 419.80, -280; Anxirox Corporation, 250, -0.70; 238 00:24:06,464 --> 00:24:09,059 Schneider S.A., 118, -2; 239 00:24:09,060 --> 00:24:11,664 Redoute, in Roubaix, 543, 16; 240 00:24:13,035 --> 00:24:16,502 What does my work involve? Any children? 241 00:24:16,891 --> 00:24:17,703 None, thank God. 242 00:24:18,596 --> 00:24:23,155 Except the driver's idiot son, who's playing. 243 00:24:28,676 --> 00:24:31,048 Well, who do I teach how to swim? 244 00:24:31,636 --> 00:24:33,831 Oh, no-one, nothing has been planned so far. 245 00:24:35,432 --> 00:24:36,672 No-one. 246 00:24:44,887 --> 00:24:47,117 Well, that simplifies work, doesn't it? 247 00:24:47,878 --> 00:24:50,071 I'm not pro a large clientele. 248 00:24:50,684 --> 00:24:54,056 There's not time to treat them individually. 249 00:24:55,867 --> 00:24:57,749 -Enough, it's sufficient. -Sorry? 250 00:24:57,996 --> 00:25:01,857 Enough is sufficient, sufficient is enough. That's a tautology. Follow me please. 251 00:25:04,354 --> 00:25:05,424 No, there. 252 00:25:12,439 --> 00:25:13,312 It's fine. 253 00:25:22,455 --> 00:25:23,931 It's... it's very fine. 254 00:26:17,434 --> 00:26:21,770 Look up there, discreetly, Mr. Zopoulos is watching you. 255 00:26:23,096 --> 00:26:24,699 Come on, swim, swim Mr. Marcel! 256 00:27:39,888 --> 00:27:42,400 Mr. Zopoulos is challenging you to two lengths. 257 00:27:42,700 --> 00:27:45,596 10 francs if you lose, 10,000 if you win. 258 00:27:53,208 --> 00:27:59,479 Nesl�, 8970, 3.40; Royal Dutch, 271, 1.80 259 00:27:59,480 --> 00:28:07,298 Brandt, 502.50, 0.80; Chef Transport, 47.50, 0.10; 260 00:28:07,299 --> 00:28:10,865 Zambia Cooper, 0.83, -0.1; 261 00:28:10,866 --> 00:28:18,277 Chain Manhattan, 136, 1; I.B.M. Corporation, 1309, 20; 262 00:28:33,086 --> 00:28:36,372 Mr. Marcel, you shouldn't bet with Mr. Zopoulos, you're not up to it! 263 00:28:43,063 --> 00:28:50,903 Mr Zopoulos really liked your idea of a race. He's just sorry that you're a bit of a weed. 264 00:28:50,904 --> 00:28:53,346 I hope you had a good day. 265 00:28:54,072 --> 00:28:55,447 See you tomorrow, Mr. Marcel. 266 00:28:55,448 --> 00:29:00,162 I nearly forgot... I put your wages in your trouser pocket. 267 00:29:04,334 --> 00:29:08,128 For shame, Mr. Marcel! Don't you trust me? 268 00:29:08,709 --> 00:29:11,111 I took of 10 francs, for the bet. 269 00:29:12,764 --> 00:29:15,284 -Tell me! -It's just like you said. 270 00:29:15,303 --> 00:29:16,993 Does he live there? Everything's white and beautiful. 271 00:29:16,994 --> 00:29:18,494 They're really nice. 272 00:29:18,495 --> 00:29:20,791 See, you never believe me when I dream. 273 00:29:22,723 --> 00:29:25,784 You can't refuse Marcel. I've never seen you swimming. 274 00:29:47,356 --> 00:29:50,933 -Marcel, I'm scared. -But, you're not scared of my pay packet. 275 00:29:50,934 --> 00:29:55,374 -But you don't earn enough money. -And you don't cook me nice meals. 276 00:29:55,375 --> 00:29:59,193 But you know, everything'll change when we have money, you'll see. 277 00:30:01,458 --> 00:30:03,298 Marcel, I dreamt. 278 00:30:06,889 --> 00:30:07,836 I dreamt... 279 00:30:11,474 --> 00:30:14,014 ...I saw gold at the bottom of the pool. 280 00:30:15,062 --> 00:30:17,128 -Are you sure? -Certain. 281 00:30:19,044 --> 00:30:21,519 I have to take a close look at it tomorrow. 282 00:30:22,292 --> 00:30:23,548 You're teasing. 283 00:30:27,483 --> 00:30:30,658 Did you ask Zopoulos if he has any family? 284 00:30:44,980 --> 00:30:47,291 You might have seen gold, but I've seen diamonds. 285 00:30:51,579 --> 00:30:53,593 I think I'm pregnant. 286 00:30:55,971 --> 00:31:00,615 -You think or you're sure? -I'm sure. 287 00:31:05,177 --> 00:31:07,088 Nothing to say? 288 00:31:13,530 --> 00:31:14,412 I'll take a look. 289 00:31:42,522 --> 00:31:44,159 The rat is going to drown the tomcat. 290 00:31:50,384 --> 00:31:54,266 -We have to do something. -Just wait and see. 291 00:31:56,573 --> 00:32:01,216 -Oh, Mr. Marcel, you're early -You know that Mr. Zopoulos is in the pool? 292 00:32:01,217 --> 00:32:06,359 -So what? M. Zopoulos can swim in his own pool. -Fully dressed? 293 00:32:06,360 --> 00:32:07,879 Fully dressed, yes. 294 00:32:07,880 --> 00:32:11,915 Dear Mr. Marcel, you'll never understand the rich. You must get used to it. 295 00:32:30,950 --> 00:32:33,436 M. Zopoulos wishes you to swim. 296 00:32:47,636 --> 00:32:48,905 It's not good. 297 00:32:49,800 --> 00:32:53,047 Mr. Marcel, Mr. Zopoulos wishes you to swim sidestroke. 298 00:32:55,737 --> 00:33:03,876 One, two, three! One, two, three! 299 00:33:05,528 --> 00:33:11,040 No, that's not on! He threw his cigar at me! Does he want to humiliate me or what? 300 00:33:11,744 --> 00:33:15,398 What do you mean by "humiliate"? I don't feel humiliated. 301 00:33:15,815 --> 00:33:18,543 I admire Mr. Zopoulos. 302 00:33:19,870 --> 00:33:22,975 I love him... You're saying that because you see him now but... 303 00:33:24,244 --> 00:33:28,559 ...if you'd met him 20 years ago... ...he was like you and me. 304 00:33:28,560 --> 00:33:34,805 Attentive, helpful, charming, witty. 305 00:33:34,806 --> 00:33:39,650 Thin, mischievous, a bit of a gourmet perhaps. 306 00:33:39,651 --> 00:33:45,206 -Well, it's not a reason to... -He's successful, it's normal. He enjoys his money. 307 00:33:45,207 --> 00:33:50,886 He can have everything. I'll tell you something Mr. Marcel 308 00:33:52,601 --> 00:33:56,198 You know that Mr. Zopoulos isn't paralysed? 309 00:33:58,532 --> 00:34:02,049 But as he can afford it, he doesn't have to walk, do you understand? 310 00:34:09,093 --> 00:34:15,208 If you could afford not to, would you swim? I certainly wouldn't. 311 00:34:16,675 --> 00:34:21,860 Now, swim, you're getting on my nerves. One, two, three! 312 00:34:29,371 --> 00:34:30,023 Sidestroke! 313 00:34:39,380 --> 00:34:40,920 Swim... I can see you. 314 00:34:52,132 --> 00:34:55,709 Coffey Make, 123.50, 1.5; 315 00:35:01,375 --> 00:35:09,306 Philips, 299.80, -3; Chargeur r�uni, 233.30, 2.5; 316 00:35:16,622 --> 00:35:21,626 -Mr. Marcel, Mr. Zopoulos insists you attend mass. -I'm not a believer. 317 00:35:21,627 --> 00:35:26,721 So what? Neither am I. Nor is the priest, he's mad. 318 00:35:27,561 --> 00:35:32,471 But he's a real, authentic priest. He cost us a lot of money. 319 00:35:34,800 --> 00:35:39,667 He's here to suffer... He's seeking the way to heaven, the road to redemption. 320 00:35:39,950 --> 00:35:44,032 He's here to humble himself. It's very curious, very interesting to watch. 321 00:35:44,033 --> 00:35:45,395 Look at him up there. 322 00:35:45,396 --> 00:35:49,051 You're in a swimming suit. Get dressed for mass. 323 00:35:49,823 --> 00:35:50,951 You're very hairy. 324 00:35:50,952 --> 00:35:53,985 You must please the women. 325 00:35:53,986 --> 00:35:56,060 But you also please Mr. Zopoulos. 326 00:35:56,750 --> 00:35:59,392 I know it, but beware of Mr. Zopoulos. 327 00:36:03,865 --> 00:36:06,858 Everything is ours. 328 00:36:10,224 --> 00:36:13,667 The bed of the oceans. 329 00:36:17,729 --> 00:36:19,450 The fishes. 330 00:36:19,800 --> 00:36:25,150 The pool, the park, the garden and the house. 331 00:36:28,042 --> 00:36:33,115 This is a truly great hymn. I always sing it with great emotion. 332 00:36:33,913 --> 00:36:36,027 After there's a light meal. 333 00:36:36,510 --> 00:36:39,509 -I'm not really hungry. -Yes, but it's a tradition after mass. 334 00:36:39,510 --> 00:36:41,352 I'll see you there. 335 00:36:50,046 --> 00:36:51,168 Hat off. 336 00:37:05,733 --> 00:37:07,600 Go on, tuck in. 337 00:37:16,030 --> 00:37:19,263 A drop of alcohol... 338 00:37:20,587 --> 00:37:25,816 It revives... a drop of Royale... ...and a drop of blood. 339 00:37:29,331 --> 00:37:31,935 It comes straight from America. 340 00:37:32,294 --> 00:37:35,838 Mr. Zopoulos owns a chain of abattoirs in Chicago. 341 00:37:36,553 --> 00:37:38,287 Doesn't he? 342 00:37:38,322 --> 00:37:41,274 He never listens to any word I'm saying. 343 00:37:43,102 --> 00:37:47,436 Everything is ours, everything is mine. 344 00:37:47,807 --> 00:37:50,686 Chicago abattoirs... 345 00:37:53,390 --> 00:37:56,625 Big Marie's awful. She doesn't leave anything for tiny Marcel. 346 00:37:57,908 --> 00:38:01,634 Morning bells are ringing! Morning bells are ringing! 347 00:38:01,734 --> 00:38:05,595 Ding, dang, dong. Ding, dang, dong. 348 00:38:09,457 --> 00:38:13,364 -What's going on? -This time, I think the rat will shoot the tomcat. 349 00:38:13,365 --> 00:38:14,667 Just wait and see. 350 00:38:15,846 --> 00:38:16,525 Don't move! 351 00:38:16,526 --> 00:38:20,848 If you don't want to be the second instructor... accidentally murdered. 352 00:38:28,332 --> 00:38:34,447 M. Marcel, go swimming, quickly... Mr. Zopoulos is really angry this morning, quick! 353 00:38:44,000 --> 00:38:51,633 It's a really lovely day Marguerite. You must be really nice to please Mr. Zopoulos. 354 00:39:28,273 --> 00:39:32,182 -Mr. Marcel, swim quietly, don't make any noise. -What's going on? 355 00:39:35,015 --> 00:39:38,239 -What's up? -Just keep still! 356 00:39:57,078 --> 00:40:00,400 He's name was Antoine, Mr. Antoine. 357 00:40:02,679 --> 00:40:06,630 -Who's that? -The other murdered instructor. 358 00:40:07,068 --> 00:40:09,805 -Murdered? -Accidentally. 359 00:40:24,146 --> 00:40:27,809 Hello Mr. Marcel. Lovely day, eh? 360 00:40:28,813 --> 00:40:34,276 -Is it true there was a previous instructor? -Who told you that? 361 00:40:34,851 --> 00:40:35,642 The gardener. 362 00:40:37,091 --> 00:40:40,789 -Anything else? -He said he died, accidentally. 363 00:40:42,025 --> 00:40:44,151 -Did you believe him? -Well... 364 00:40:44,243 --> 00:40:47,550 -Well, go on swimming, Mr. Zopoulos is watching us. 365 00:40:49,250 --> 00:40:53,285 I've got some good news. You have a new colleague. 366 00:40:53,584 --> 00:40:55,170 -Who's that? - A Fish. 367 00:40:55,992 --> 00:40:57,910 A fish? And what kind of fish? 368 00:40:58,613 --> 00:41:05,073 -A big, charming, mischievous, fish... -Not a shark, I trust? 369 00:41:06,951 --> 00:41:10,903 I don't know. I love birds, but I don't know anything about fishes. 370 00:41:28,875 --> 00:41:33,176 -Is he well behaved? -She is well behaved, it's a female. 371 00:41:39,459 --> 00:41:40,413 Is the water OK? 372 00:41:49,547 --> 00:41:54,170 -Where is it? -She's behind you, watching you. 373 00:41:55,644 --> 00:41:56,144 Here it comes! 374 00:41:57,410 --> 00:41:59,740 Don't be frightened Mr. Marcel 375 00:42:02,002 --> 00:42:03,732 She's very loving. 376 00:42:03,733 --> 00:42:05,973 You love girls, don't you? 377 00:42:08,724 --> 00:42:11,900 -Mr. Zopoulos wants you to play with her. -But I'm a swimming instructor. 378 00:42:11,953 --> 00:42:14,368 Of course, see how cute she is! 379 00:42:17,859 --> 00:42:22,125 She wants to play, she's sweet. That's Mr. Marcel the new swimming instructor. 380 00:42:22,126 --> 00:42:24,603 No, the ball's for her, not you. 381 00:42:24,604 --> 00:42:27,135 -Want to fight for it? -No. 382 00:42:27,172 --> 00:42:30,848 -I'm not here to teach fishes to swim. -But she can already swim. 383 00:42:30,849 --> 00:42:34,408 M. Zopoulos wants you to pat her, go on. 384 00:42:34,891 --> 00:42:36,935 You'll have a little reward Mr. Marcel. 385 00:42:37,349 --> 00:42:40,105 -A little bonus. -How much? 386 00:42:40,106 --> 00:42:43,809 It's a surprise, swim closer! 387 00:42:47,764 --> 00:42:48,663 There! 388 00:42:50,878 --> 00:42:52,909 She's funny with her ball. 389 00:42:54,709 --> 00:42:59,021 Yes, fine, fine, that's it! 390 00:43:30,166 --> 00:43:37,711 I hope that you've got over your excitement. As usual, you'll find an envelope in your pocket. 391 00:43:37,712 --> 00:43:42,415 It seems fair to offer you a little bonus. 392 00:43:42,807 --> 00:43:47,057 -Fine, so I'm fired? -What a curious person you are. 393 00:43:47,058 --> 00:43:49,881 What a lack of confidence in me, and in you. 394 00:43:50,565 --> 00:43:54,851 The big fish really entertains Mr. Zopoulos. 395 00:43:55,644 --> 00:43:57,273 He has no legs. 396 00:44:18,061 --> 00:44:20,904 -What should I do? -Just wait and see. 397 00:44:20,905 --> 00:44:23,797 I'll go to the villa. What a bad weather! 398 00:44:29,912 --> 00:44:35,494 -Identity, please. -No, that's fine. Wipe your feet. 399 00:44:42,291 --> 00:44:46,909 Gentlemen, place your bets. No more bets. 400 00:44:56,085 --> 00:44:57,759 28, black, even, passe. 401 00:44:58,499 --> 00:45:00,077 Excuse me. 402 00:45:13,407 --> 00:45:17,907 Mr. Zopoulos requests your company. -But I don't know how to play. 403 00:45:17,908 --> 00:45:20,510 No, it's really easy. Sit here. 404 00:45:25,277 --> 00:45:25,899 Here. 405 00:45:53,850 --> 00:45:55,138 Gentlemen, place your bets. 406 00:46:03,196 --> 00:46:04,695 Black! 407 00:46:08,392 --> 00:46:10,930 Everything on black! 408 00:46:25,070 --> 00:46:27,482 -16, red, even, manque. -Bollocks! 409 00:46:39,472 --> 00:46:42,102 Please sign here. 410 00:46:42,103 --> 00:46:46,322 -Pottier, Marcel, double T. -One T. 411 00:46:48,294 --> 00:46:54,441 No, no way! I can't afford to lose 20,000 francs! 412 00:46:54,442 --> 00:46:57,353 -You made me play. -Don't get worked up Mr. Marcel. 413 00:46:57,354 --> 00:46:59,411 It's Mr. Zopoulos' money. 414 00:46:59,724 --> 00:47:04,283 I gave you 20,000 francs in 500 franc notes 2 minutes ago. 415 00:47:04,284 --> 00:47:06,249 -But, I... -It's Mr. Zopoulos' money. 416 00:47:06,250 --> 00:47:10,237 -Sign before witnesses -No, no. 417 00:47:11,250 --> 00:47:13,331 It's OK, you'll pay it back when you can. 418 00:47:13,366 --> 00:47:17,526 -No, no, no, it's... -Gentlemen, please continue your conversation outside. 419 00:47:17,527 --> 00:47:18,527 Of course. 420 00:47:21,014 --> 00:47:22,187 Excuse us. 421 00:47:23,229 --> 00:47:24,229 For the house. 422 00:47:25,185 --> 00:47:26,762 Thank you sir, have a nice day. 423 00:47:28,537 --> 00:47:32,424 -Mr. Marcel, if you don't sign, you'll be sued. Don't be silly. 424 00:47:32,650 --> 00:47:36,206 I simply cannot. I don't have this much, and I may never have. 425 00:47:38,133 --> 00:47:41,527 I'm going to confide in you, maybe I shouldn't, but I will anyway. 426 00:47:44,555 --> 00:47:49,285 2 million? So you went to the casino? 427 00:47:49,286 --> 00:47:53,741 -No, I gave Zopoulos an I.O.U. -Zopoulos lent you 2 million? 428 00:47:53,742 --> 00:47:56,232 -Er yes, sort of... -Oh, it's wonderful! 429 00:47:56,285 --> 00:47:59,775 Logan said I could win 5 million in one go. 430 00:47:59,785 --> 00:48:04,039 -5 million a day! That's 5 million times... -Noooo! Not EVERY day! 431 00:48:04,040 --> 00:48:08,116 -Zopoulos is organizing a 5 million franc marathon. -Cool... 432 00:48:08,935 --> 00:48:10,068 Going to Mr. Zopoulos place? 433 00:48:10,384 --> 00:48:12,739 -Yes. -Me too! 434 00:48:13,328 --> 00:48:16,652 -I suppose we're going for the same reason? -I don't think so. 435 00:48:18,023 --> 00:48:20,811 -I'm Alfredo. -Marcel. 436 00:48:21,682 --> 00:48:23,249 Take off your shoes. 437 00:48:24,561 --> 00:48:27,247 Here is allowed, here is forbidden. 438 00:48:28,776 --> 00:48:32,433 No! Not there! Here is allowed, there is forbidden. 439 00:48:36,117 --> 00:48:37,051 No dogs! 440 00:49:01,439 --> 00:49:02,464 No cigars! 441 00:49:49,884 --> 00:49:51,344 Hello, ladies and gentlemen. 442 00:49:52,483 --> 00:49:57,792 I'm Mr. Dalloz, and here's my assessor, Mr. Doucet. 443 00:49:58,993 --> 00:50:01,328 The rules are very simple. 444 00:50:01,329 --> 00:50:05,320 The winner will be the swimmer who stays the longest in the pool. 445 00:50:05,321 --> 00:50:10,115 He'll win a $20,000 prize, that's 10 million in old francs. 446 00:50:10,116 --> 00:50:16,055 Before the actual marathon, there's a selection based on one width of the pool. 447 00:50:16,056 --> 00:50:20,851 -And what am I doing? -You're not involved, you qualify automatically. 448 00:50:21,354 --> 00:50:28,069 Only the best 12, plus one automatic qualifier, will participate in the mara... 449 00:50:29,609 --> 00:50:34,139 ...will participate in the marathon proper. 450 00:50:34,276 --> 00:50:37,980 You'll be the thirteenth marathonian. Thirteen brings good luck. 451 00:50:38,201 --> 00:50:42,173 And Mr. Zopoulos will be pleased if you win, he'll be a part of the winner. 452 00:50:42,374 --> 00:50:46,659 -I don't give a shit. -Language, ingrate! what a short memory! 453 00:50:46,660 --> 00:50:49,577 -I didn't say anything. -You did! What a bad word, you'll be punished. 454 00:50:49,857 --> 00:50:55,018 The first 12 only will qualify, the others will be asked to leave quietly. 455 00:50:55,282 --> 00:50:59,124 I present you Mr. Zopoulos, the generous organizer of this marathon. 456 00:51:00,168 --> 00:51:03,146 Right, I shall start you with this pistol. 457 00:51:05,000 --> 00:51:07,691 -Is it loaded? -It is. 458 00:51:07,791 --> 00:51:10,595 -Otherwise, I'll look like a wanker. -OK, fine. 459 00:51:10,861 --> 00:51:15,296 OK gentlemen... ready... get set... 460 00:51:16,297 --> 00:51:18,882 -Are you sure it's loaded, Fernand? -Oh yes. 461 00:51:52,434 --> 00:51:55,500 No violence gentlemen please. 462 00:51:55,501 --> 00:52:01,880 Please, no violence. Remember, it's only a game. We live in a democracy, heavens! 463 00:52:03,028 --> 00:52:05,102 I disagree, they pushed me in the water. 464 00:52:07,812 --> 00:52:12,762 According to the principle, that the boss is always right... 465 00:52:12,763 --> 00:52:19,000 ... Mr. Zopoulos reserves the right to change the rules as often as he wants. 466 00:52:19,021 --> 00:52:20,455 Bollocks to you! 467 00:52:33,398 --> 00:52:37,248 A doctor, the good Dr. Lambert... 468 00:52:38,244 --> 00:52:46,514 ...will watch over you, and will be sole arbiter of which competitors may continue the marathon. 469 00:52:47,946 --> 00:52:52,389 His decision is final, without appeal. 470 00:52:52,390 --> 00:52:54,662 They'll scratch my tiles. 471 00:52:54,663 --> 00:52:57,063 There is no time limit for this nautical marathon. 472 00:52:57,660 --> 00:53:04,543 And I'd like to say that the marathon is just a game. 473 00:53:06,546 --> 00:53:15,118 Mr. Zopoulos doesn't want to harm those who kindly... 474 00:53:15,620 --> 00:53:19,760 ... yes, kindly... participate. 475 00:53:21,219 --> 00:53:21,782 There 476 00:53:22,183 --> 00:53:27,454 -No clinging to the edge, you'll be out after 10 sec. -Just like in boxing. 477 00:53:27,455 --> 00:53:32,632 You always cut me short Fernand! Pay attention, I'm going to start you off. 478 00:53:34,560 --> 00:53:38,788 You're not obliged to swim. Oh dear, they didn't understand anything! 479 00:53:39,798 --> 00:53:43,665 -Alright? -Yeah. This competition is senseless. 480 00:53:44,197 --> 00:53:48,399 I've seen a lot in my life, but never anything quite so absurd. 481 00:53:49,309 --> 00:53:55,327 -Tell me, whose brain did this idea come from? -It's an idea of Mr. Zopoulos. 482 00:53:56,522 --> 00:54:00,073 -His paralysis seems to have turned him crazy. -Oh, he isn't paralysed. 483 00:54:00,355 --> 00:54:02,845 You mean it's just a fancy? 484 00:54:03,363 --> 00:54:05,172 -Of course -Oh no! 485 00:54:09,498 --> 00:54:11,278 Why isn't this my pool? 486 00:54:11,333 --> 00:54:14,616 Perhaps because we're not intelligent enough. 487 00:54:15,146 --> 00:54:18,147 But I'm intelligent, and I have no pool. 488 00:54:19,008 --> 00:54:22,459 -Where are you from? -From the oceanographic museum. 489 00:54:24,127 --> 00:54:29,499 With this money, I'll get married. I can't live alone, I get down in the dumps. 490 00:54:30,406 --> 00:54:33,461 I always need someone... a woman, preferably. 491 00:54:33,876 --> 00:54:38,158 Did you see those guys? They seem to have made-to-measure bodies! 492 00:54:39,146 --> 00:54:42,179 Napoleon, Napoleon... 493 00:54:43,051 --> 00:54:46,728 I'll get my mother to come, and maybe my brothers too. 494 00:54:46,969 --> 00:54:48,968 Hey, look at no. 12. He's off again. 495 00:54:48,969 --> 00:54:54,598 No. 12, I'm counting: 1, 2, 3... OK, that's fine. 496 00:54:55,112 --> 00:54:56,841 Saturday 11.00 am. 497 00:54:57,144 --> 00:55:01,274 -1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7... -No, it's really bad, really bad... 498 00:55:01,925 --> 00:55:02,956 One! Two! 499 00:55:02,957 --> 00:55:04,213 Hey, you're cheating... 500 00:55:04,714 --> 00:55:07,155 Three! Four! One, two, three, four! 501 00:55:07,156 --> 00:55:09,196 Fernand, shut up! 502 00:55:09,197 --> 00:55:10,197 Seven 503 00:55:10,198 --> 00:55:13,400 -Go on! -It's not sporting, not at all! 504 00:55:13,401 --> 00:55:14,401 It's a game. 505 00:55:15,273 --> 00:55:18,753 -It's really mean. -Do something instead of staying like this! 506 00:55:20,070 --> 00:55:27,879 -No. 5, is this a tactic? Look, it's not fair. There's a wonderful sun, a warm pool... 507 00:55:27,880 --> 00:55:30,466 ... and you're cheating! It's not on! 508 00:55:30,467 --> 00:55:33,145 Listen, I'm adding this to rule 14: any swimmer... 509 00:55:34,063 --> 00:55:37,211 ...counted more than three times... will be eliminated. 510 00:55:37,464 --> 00:55:43,534 Thank you gentlemen for your understanding. I'm really moved. 511 00:55:44,223 --> 00:55:48,562 You're in the family, you know everyone... who's the top man? 512 00:55:52,146 --> 00:55:53,771 Stroll on, 513 00:55:54,087 --> 00:56:00,202 Nice here, isn't it? If it was mine, I'd invite some young birds over. 514 00:56:00,203 --> 00:56:05,228 I'd organise midnight bathes, every evening, stark naked. 515 00:56:06,637 --> 00:56:08,505 You don't understand rich people. 516 00:56:08,506 --> 00:56:15,688 You're pretty sharp. If the fishes don't eat you, you'll be 2nd behind me. 517 00:56:15,971 --> 00:56:20,157 -I think I ate some dodgy pot-au-feu. -Who? 518 00:56:20,158 --> 00:56:25,449 -Me. Lucette and I are bloated as we... -Hey, no. 12, I'm counting you. 519 00:56:26,177 --> 00:56:28,052 Saturday, 1:00 pm. 520 00:56:34,000 --> 00:56:36,102 He looks injured. 521 00:56:38,408 --> 00:56:39,767 Let's isolate the little man. 522 00:56:42,347 --> 00:56:43,486 Let's isolate the little man. 523 00:57:55,039 --> 00:57:56,546 No 2 is eliminated. 524 00:58:00,989 --> 00:58:02,071 Well done, son! 525 00:58:08,309 --> 00:58:11,846 -What were you saying about Lucette? -Last week... 526 00:58:11,847 --> 00:58:17,207 -...it was her legs, then her teeth, now she's bloated. -Oh shit. 527 00:58:19,359 --> 00:58:22,398 -Her legs, how embarrassing. -Women are pain in the neck. 528 00:58:22,589 --> 00:58:26,116 -Do you have a car? -Yes, but my wife drives. 529 00:58:26,117 --> 00:58:29,399 Nino. What are you doing there? 530 00:58:29,400 --> 00:58:31,383 Can't you see? I'm working. 531 00:58:31,418 --> 00:58:35,871 No, I don't Nino. I see you swimming in some stranger's pool. 532 00:58:36,494 --> 00:58:38,049 Can I swim too? 533 00:58:38,766 --> 00:58:40,473 What an example for your son! 534 00:58:40,474 --> 00:58:43,341 I look tired, but I could have lasted for hours. 535 00:58:43,933 --> 00:58:49,219 I found a position, like this, torn apart, like Ravaillac. You float, you stay put... 536 00:58:49,268 --> 00:58:51,085 -Get dressed! -Thanks sweetheart. 537 00:58:51,717 --> 00:58:56,131 Insulting me in front of everybody. It's really not very nice. 538 00:58:56,532 --> 00:59:00,333 Honestly, I got worn out... There was money to win... 539 00:59:00,599 --> 00:59:03,749 -Money to win? -Napoleon, paf! 540 00:59:08,407 --> 00:59:13,809 It was cool guys. Those guys were really cool. 541 00:59:39,375 --> 00:59:40,616 Off we go! 542 00:59:42,741 --> 00:59:48,264 It's exactly the way I dreamt your paradise. You didn't tell me you worked with some pals. 543 00:59:48,716 --> 00:59:52,781 It's only for the marathon. I've explained, the winner gets $20,000. 544 00:59:53,059 --> 00:59:58,156 Cool... Where's Mr. Zopoulos, I'm going to congratulate him. 545 00:59:59,459 --> 01:00:01,797 He's up there, watching you. 546 01:00:09,340 --> 01:00:14,134 You're going to win Marcel, this competition's made for you. 547 01:00:14,135 --> 01:00:16,935 It's a way of giving you some money without offending you. 548 01:00:17,610 --> 01:00:22,348 -Think about it, you're used to swimming here. -You're kidding! 549 01:00:23,177 --> 01:00:27,907 -Remember my dream: gold is at the bottom of the water. 550 01:00:27,975 --> 01:00:30,074 Mrs. Marcel I presume? 551 01:00:32,751 --> 01:00:38,854 -Logan. My husband often speaks of you. -Yes, we've become good friends. Excuse us. 552 01:00:40,086 --> 01:00:43,382 M. Zopoulos is eager to meet you. He loves women. 553 01:01:53,109 --> 01:01:55,489 Saturday, 3:00 pm. 554 01:02:16,824 --> 01:02:18,997 What did Mr. Zopoulos tell you? 555 01:02:19,395 --> 01:02:25,358 -He asked me questions. -What kind of questions? 556 01:02:26,696 --> 01:02:28,271 It's a secret. 557 01:02:30,622 --> 01:02:32,616 How about going home, eh? 558 01:02:35,450 --> 01:02:38,315 Let me enjoy this heaven a little longer. 559 01:02:41,129 --> 01:02:43,320 You didn't tell me the dolphin story. 560 01:02:45,290 --> 01:02:47,483 Logan really made me laugh. 561 01:03:46,229 --> 01:03:53,136 Latest news: according to our correspondent, Mr. Zopoulos, also known as... 562 01:03:54,537 --> 01:04:02,024 ...Mr. Z or "Mr. Zillion", has lost his profitable monopoly. 563 01:04:02,025 --> 01:04:10,487 An OPEC and Western companies coalition has evicted Mr. Zopoulos from the oil business. 564 01:04:10,488 --> 01:04:15,277 Some of his detractors now refer to him as "Mr. Zilch." 565 01:04:15,992 --> 01:04:20,303 Here's an account from his entourage. 566 01:04:20,467 --> 01:04:24,653 (Logan:) He still has large resources thanks to his oil tankers, 567 01:04:24,963 --> 01:04:28,735 but he might have to deprive himself of some of his extravagances. 568 01:04:30,562 --> 01:04:33,004 Saturday, 6:00 pm. 569 01:04:33,932 --> 01:04:37,839 -What's up Fernand? Where's the Greek gone? -They say he's ill. 570 01:04:37,840 --> 01:04:40,031 -It's not a simple competition anymore. -No 571 01:04:40,032 --> 01:04:42,690 -Besides, I think this Mr. Zopoulos is quite weird. -Yes. 572 01:04:43,487 --> 01:04:49,065 -This Mr. Zopoulos, he's a big hippopotamus. -"Big" is redundant. All hippopotamus are big. 573 01:04:49,066 --> 01:04:52,483 -There are fat and thin ones, but he's a fat one. -Fair enough. 574 01:04:56,428 --> 01:04:58,832 Hey guys, they say it's not a competition. 575 01:04:59,928 --> 01:05:03,426 The water is radioactive, and we're guinea pigs. 576 01:05:04,847 --> 01:05:07,039 -I'm off. -Me too. 577 01:05:11,115 --> 01:05:13,917 Nos. 8 and 10 are eliminated. 578 01:05:14,609 --> 01:05:20,323 You know, even if you win this competition, you won't benefit from your money. 579 01:05:20,650 --> 01:05:22,750 -Why? -That's the way it is. 580 01:05:22,751 --> 01:05:26,832 I have friends waiting for the last berk to get out of this pool to beat him up. 581 01:05:26,833 --> 01:05:29,642 -Do you know for how much money? -No, but you'll tell me. 582 01:05:29,643 --> 01:05:31,572 $20,000. 583 01:05:32,583 --> 01:05:35,530 -Then what are you doing here? -Guess... 584 01:05:36,514 --> 01:05:38,068 -I don't know. -I'm pissing. 585 01:05:40,000 --> 01:05:41,704 It's too... really terrible. 586 01:05:43,276 --> 01:05:45,065 Saturday, 7:00 pm. 587 01:05:45,290 --> 01:05:51,105 Mr. Zopoulos felt faint. Now that I'm his friend, I really have to see him. 588 01:05:54,094 --> 01:05:57,680 -You won't fire me? -Why do you say that? 589 01:05:57,681 --> 01:06:00,497 I'm nothing here, I'm nothing here. 590 01:06:01,785 --> 01:06:03,548 Just wait and see. 591 01:06:23,814 --> 01:06:30,541 Marie. The doctors told me I'm going to die soon. 592 01:06:32,165 --> 01:06:33,879 It might be true. 593 01:06:36,083 --> 01:06:39,293 But they're wrong to say that I'm dying from illness. 594 01:06:41,066 --> 01:06:43,012 I'm dying from love. 595 01:06:44,104 --> 01:06:48,994 I'm dying because... I didn't love as much as I would have liked. 596 01:07:12,588 --> 01:07:14,086 I salute you, Marie. 597 01:07:16,689 --> 01:07:17,863 You're my favourite. 598 01:07:20,010 --> 01:07:25,524 Yes, Mr. Zopoulos isn't here. He's quite exhausted, he felt slightly faint, it's not serious 599 01:07:25,525 --> 01:07:31,955 Mind the step, it's slippery. So you came to see the competition? It's the 16th hour. 600 01:07:31,956 --> 01:07:32,690 Good evening. 601 01:07:32,725 --> 01:07:37,388 There are only 8 competitors left. Only poor people, but of all races. 602 01:07:37,389 --> 01:07:38,701 Good evening. 603 01:07:39,410 --> 01:07:42,405 So, you're one of the eight survivors? 604 01:07:42,406 --> 01:07:45,603 If there were only one left, it would be me. 605 01:07:46,441 --> 01:07:52,908 This marathon's a good idea. Some friends of mine did something like that in a pool. 606 01:07:52,909 --> 01:07:56,183 But it was just between them, there was no prize. It was less exciting. 607 01:07:58,376 --> 01:08:00,961 You know, Zopoulos is an ostentatious man. 608 01:08:00,962 --> 01:08:03,559 One of the last great nabobs. 609 01:08:03,919 --> 01:08:06,937 -Last what? -I mean he's a very generous man. 610 01:08:07,376 --> 01:08:12,084 -Do you know him well? -Not really, just to say "hello." 611 01:08:13,097 --> 01:08:15,300 Well, then I'll leave you. Good luck. 612 01:08:16,010 --> 01:08:16,966 Thank you. 613 01:08:21,480 --> 01:08:32,346 To the competitors: a prize of 1000 dollars for the contestant who stays under the water longest. 614 01:08:33,735 --> 01:08:40,732 I'd like to point out that this little diversion, proposed by His Serene Highness, 615 01:08:40,733 --> 01:08:43,233 is completely compatible with the rules. 616 01:08:46,784 --> 01:08:50,387 His Highness is too kind. Thanks to His Highness. 617 01:08:50,734 --> 01:08:53,599 Right, amateurs raise your hands. 618 01:08:53,600 --> 01:08:57,254 One, two, three, four, five, six. 619 01:08:57,255 --> 01:08:59,463 His Highness is very successful. 620 01:08:59,464 --> 01:09:02,037 Great, are you ready? 621 01:09:04,183 --> 01:09:05,110 Ten, nine, eight... 622 01:09:05,663 --> 01:09:08,343 Good luck all, may the best man win. 623 01:09:08,356 --> 01:09:10,080 two, one, drown! 624 01:09:14,700 --> 01:09:18,159 -Wunderbar, it's fantastic! -All this boys are wonderful. 625 01:09:23,314 --> 01:09:29,651 Marcel must win the marathon. I want the winner to inherit my whole fortune. 626 01:09:29,652 --> 01:09:34,370 And it'll cause a big panic in business circles. 627 01:09:36,161 --> 01:09:38,042 Great news! 628 01:09:39,610 --> 01:09:42,805 -It's a surprise, you'll see. -What sort of surprise? 629 01:09:42,806 --> 01:09:46,624 -I can't say, it's confidential. -Tell me. 630 01:09:48,381 --> 01:09:53,084 Attention please, this is a very important announcement... 631 01:09:53,968 --> 01:10:00,516 M. Zopoulos will bequeath his entire fortune to the winner of the marathon. 632 01:10:00,932 --> 01:10:03,699 What are you talking about? You're badly informed, mate. 633 01:10:03,700 --> 01:10:07,405 Yes, it's true, I saw Mr. Zopoulos, I came from his home. 634 01:10:07,406 --> 01:10:08,811 The fat man's crazy! 635 01:10:11,907 --> 01:10:13,677 I'm swimming, you see? 636 01:10:15,154 --> 01:10:19,290 Have you eaten? I left you something in the fridge, did you see? 637 01:10:25,015 --> 01:10:26,542 I feel you're judging me. 638 01:10:28,734 --> 01:10:30,788 You look like your mother, you know... 639 01:10:33,733 --> 01:10:40,695 You'll see, it's gonna change. I'll win this competition, and we'll move back to Paris. 640 01:10:42,820 --> 01:10:44,052 You're cold, aren't you? 641 01:10:47,691 --> 01:10:48,638 I'll carry on. 642 01:10:50,700 --> 01:10:54,620 -Hey, you're done...-Go fuck yourself... -You're eliminated. 643 01:11:15,070 --> 01:11:15,948 Go! 644 01:11:17,000 --> 01:11:19,849 Did you see, Trokorsky is attacking the Arab. 645 01:11:38,356 --> 01:11:40,072 One, two, three... 646 01:11:43,802 --> 01:11:46,800 ...ten. Mr. Arab, no. 12, you're eliminated. 647 01:11:48,195 --> 01:11:53,726 After 23 hours of the marathon, there are only seven contestants left. 648 01:11:58,265 --> 01:12:04,740 The bailiffs are here. Mr. Zopoulos should write his will. I told you to wait and see. 649 01:12:06,776 --> 01:12:09,734 Sir! This man's drowning! 650 01:12:10,191 --> 01:12:12,136 -It's horrible! -It happens, it's the game... 651 01:12:14,045 --> 01:12:15,778 Don't you want a drink? 652 01:12:15,813 --> 01:12:19,708 -Thanks, I don't smoke... I mean "drink". -Stanislas, you're not going in? Are you mad? 653 01:12:19,709 --> 01:12:22,988 -It's cloudy, even dirty... -So what? 654 01:12:23,483 --> 01:12:25,058 -Are you going to wear a swim suit? -Of course. 655 01:12:25,247 --> 01:12:26,678 -Do you have one? -No. 656 01:12:26,920 --> 01:12:28,649 -Underpants? -Yes, underpants. 657 01:12:28,650 --> 01:12:31,207 Oh God, how awful. Come on Stanislas, are you crazy? 658 01:12:31,228 --> 01:12:34,827 -I tell you the water is dirty, you're so stubborn. -I have to go. 659 01:12:34,876 --> 01:12:39,361 -The water is sea-green, like all the men... -It's awful. 660 01:12:41,259 --> 01:12:42,814 I never undress on time. 661 01:13:27,279 --> 01:13:32,553 This upright, loyal man will stay a model of courage and of virtue. 662 01:13:32,554 --> 01:13:35,447 -Gentlemen please, don't profit from... -Fernand, I'm speaking. 663 01:13:35,467 --> 01:13:38,720 I have a communication: Gentlemen, don't profit from the incident. 664 01:13:43,146 --> 01:13:46,597 In ten seconds, those who are still on the edge of the pool... 665 01:13:46,598 --> 01:13:48,350 No way! 666 01:13:48,404 --> 01:13:50,602 M. Marcel in! Please set an example. 667 01:13:51,503 --> 01:13:52,468 In the water! 668 01:13:54,107 --> 01:13:58,434 Faster! I see you dark-skinned man, in the water! 669 01:13:58,774 --> 01:14:01,536 Sunday, 10:30 am. 670 01:14:05,827 --> 01:14:08,715 What's the Arab doing? He's cheating! 671 01:14:08,716 --> 01:14:11,963 Hey, Mr. Bailiff, no. 12 is eliminated. 672 01:14:12,124 --> 01:14:18,725 -It's not good to tell tales. -Ah, that's right Mr. Arab, you have to get out. 673 01:14:19,490 --> 01:14:21,875 -I'm just having a bath, that's all -Oh no. 674 01:14:21,876 --> 01:14:28,751 -Let him, or we'll be accused of racism. -OK, you can have a bath. 675 01:14:36,877 --> 01:14:39,541 spanish? 676 01:14:45,932 --> 01:14:48,119 -Are you OK? -I'm fine. 677 01:14:51,348 --> 01:14:56,670 -How much would you pay me to give up? -I don't take bribes, or offer them. 678 01:14:59,378 --> 01:15:03,565 -100,000 old francs. -Sorry. 679 01:15:45,772 --> 01:15:51,494 4, 5 and 6 are eliminated. After 25 hours, only three contestants remain. 680 01:15:52,013 --> 01:15:54,365 Sunday, 11:00 am. 681 01:16:05,200 --> 01:16:12,251 One, two, three, four, five. 682 01:17:01,143 --> 01:17:02,696 No. 9 is eliminated. 683 01:17:12,290 --> 01:17:18,493 After 28 hours, only two contestants remain. Numbers 13 and 1. 684 01:17:20,489 --> 01:17:29,023 Dear mum, it's very hot. They're still in the water, swimming. I'm very tired. XXX, Logan. 685 01:17:30,077 --> 01:17:31,667 I said you'd come second. 686 01:17:35,618 --> 01:17:37,876 Sunday, 8:00 pm. 687 01:17:46,244 --> 01:17:51,088 Life was simple. My father told me: 688 01:17:51,089 --> 01:17:56,676 "Go out and grab anything that isn't nailed down". 689 01:17:57,477 --> 01:18:02,452 That's the way I lived. One can't do good and keep one's money. 690 01:18:02,453 --> 01:18:07,672 And now I want to do good. I don't want my money anymore. 691 01:18:07,673 --> 01:18:11,549 It all belongs to you now, Marie. 692 01:18:26,941 --> 01:18:31,926 I always dreamt of the sun, but I didn't understand what it meant. 693 01:18:34,875 --> 01:18:36,492 Now I know. 694 01:18:38,344 --> 01:18:40,531 You are the sun. 695 01:18:47,798 --> 01:18:48,993 I like Marcel. 696 01:18:51,908 --> 01:18:56,844 He believes I wanted to humiliate him... ...but it's not true. 697 01:18:57,925 --> 01:18:59,222 I like men. 698 01:19:01,236 --> 01:19:04,554 Don't I Logan? You old scoundrel. 699 01:19:07,683 --> 01:19:09,662 Go to the pool. 700 01:19:13,497 --> 01:19:15,283 Go and see whether I'm still struggling. 701 01:19:20,792 --> 01:19:24,650 I like men. I love mankind. 702 01:19:26,948 --> 01:19:28,263 I love you Marie. 703 01:19:30,897 --> 01:19:32,196 Put your hand here. 704 01:19:33,412 --> 01:19:35,319 Yes, that's nice. 705 01:19:36,300 --> 01:19:37,444 Oh sorry. 706 01:19:38,704 --> 01:19:40,621 It's good. 707 01:19:41,507 --> 01:19:43,144 God is good. 708 01:19:44,026 --> 01:19:45,943 Come in. 709 01:19:45,944 --> 01:19:55,398 I'm good. God is love, I'm love. I love Nirvana, Brahma, Vishnu. 710 01:20:21,225 --> 01:20:26,385 I don't even want this water to water my flowers. 711 01:20:27,263 --> 01:20:29,900 Mr. Marcel. 712 01:21:16,000 --> 01:21:16,907 The sea! 713 01:21:22,965 --> 01:21:28,256 I don't want death imposed on me. I will command it. 714 01:21:40,356 --> 01:21:44,378 Now, Marie, you must leave me alone. 715 01:21:45,279 --> 01:21:47,312 I have to hurry up. 716 01:22:22,524 --> 01:22:26,126 I declare no. 13 the winner of this marathon. 717 01:22:26,127 --> 01:22:32,646 He will receive not only the 20,000 dollars, 718 01:22:32,647 --> 01:22:42,211 but will also become sole heir to Mr. Achille Zopoulos, who died today... 719 01:22:42,212 --> 01:22:49,091 -...at 6:05, in his Prima Vera property. -Look, he isn't moving, he's drowning. 720 01:22:49,092 --> 01:22:53,473 We've got to do something. I can't swim, you go on in! 721 01:22:53,474 --> 01:22:56,900 -I can't swim either. -You can't swim too? So you... 722 01:22:56,901 --> 01:22:57,901 ...go! 723 01:22:59,690 --> 01:23:02,540 I've already opened the vaults, just wait and see. 724 01:23:07,113 --> 01:23:11,571 That's it my dear Aristotle, that's how your grand-father became a billionaire. 725 01:23:12,272 --> 01:23:14,827 Now, take me to my room. 726 01:23:23,535 --> 01:23:26,690 Do you need anything Mrs. Marie, it's getting cold. 727 01:23:29,985 --> 01:23:31,396 She's really stone deaf. 728 01:23:53,822 --> 01:23:56,553 I'm going to prepare Mr. Aristotle's room. 729 01:24:02,123 --> 01:24:03,076 Thank you Logan. 730 01:24:09,045 --> 01:24:10,116 You old scoundrel. 731 01:24:22,231 --> 01:24:25,583 Marcel darling... Marcel darling... 732 01:24:30,252 --> 01:24:30,970 Hello! 733 01:24:31,688 --> 01:24:34,382 It's me again! 734 01:24:35,000 --> 01:24:38,000 Subtitles: budey 735 01:24:38,500 --> 01:24:41,500 Downloaded from 736 01:24:42,000 --> 01:24:45,000 www.rarelust.com